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NONSENSE INC  +420% WALRUS VENTURES  ▲ ALL TIME HIGH COHERENT PITCHES  ▼ 0 ABSURDITY INDEX  +∞ COMMON SENSE  ▼ DELISTED BILLION-DOLLAR BILLS  +3 JUDGE SATISFACTION  +99% NONSENSE INC  +420% WALRUS VENTURES  ▲ ALL TIME HIGH COHERENT PITCHES  ▼ 0 ABSURDITY INDEX  +∞ COMMON SENSE  ▼ DELISTED BILLION-DOLLAR BILLS  +3 JUDGE SATISFACTION  +99%
FREE FOREVER
3–8 FRIENDS
30 SECONDS TO START
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PITCH NONSENSE. WIN BILLIONS.

The free party game where the worst idea wins.
Sell something ridiculous. Crack everyone up. Get rich.

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No download No account Works offline (solo)
SAMPLE ROUND

Here's a round, live.

A judge. A ridiculous problem. A card you have to make work.

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TONIGHT'S JUDGE
A Raccoon Who Has Definitely Done This Before
THIS ROUND'S ASK
"I need a product that makes my cat respect me."
MUST HAVE It's powered entirely by spite
Round 1 of 5 · auto-cycling…
QUICK START

Play in 3 steps.

No setup, no downloads, no accounts. Open a link and you're in.

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Get a ridiculous ASK

"I need a product that makes my cat respect me." A different deranged problem every round, judged by a different deranged character.

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Pitch from a secret card

You're holding 5 MUST HAVE cards. Pick one — "powered entirely by spite" — and sell it like your rent depends on it.

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Worst idea wins billions

Funniest, weirdest, most committed pitch wins a Billion-Dollar Bill. First to 3 takes the whole game.

GOOD TO KNOW

Made for any room.
Any phone. Any vibe.

30 seconds to first pitch

Open the link, hit play, you're in. No app store, no signup, no setup screen wall.

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Three difficulty modes

Easy mode for mixed groups and worldwide players. Standard for the regulars. Chaos for the depraved.

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Or play multiplayer

Host on a TV or laptop, friends join with a 4-letter code or QR scan. Live, synced, no lag.

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No Wi-Fi? Still works

Pass-the-device solo mode runs offline. Roadtrips, planes, sketchy hotel — still playable.

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Surprise twists

"Pitch in the voice of a sleepy person." "Your solution must rhyme." Random curveballs every round.

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You won't repeat

Hundreds of judges, problems, and cards — shuffled fresh every game so the same joke never lands twice.

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