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THE COUNCIL
OF NONSENSE
A Game of Absurd Solutions

Pitch absurd products. Impress a deranged judge. Collect Billion-Dollar Bills. Win everything.

3–8 players • party game
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STEP 1
A Judge Is Revealed
One player becomes the Judge. A ridiculous character card sets their persona. The role rotates left every round.
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STEP 2
The ASK Is Revealed
An absurd ASK card is flipped. This is the problem everyone must solve — except the Judge.
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STEP 3
Pick Your MUST HAVE
You hold 5 MUST HAVE cards. Pass the device — each player secretly picks 1. This card must be central to your pitch.
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STEP 4
Pitch Your Product
Sell your product to the Judge. Don't reveal your MUST HAVE card yet. The Judge can cut you off after 30 seconds.
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STEP 5
Flip the Card
After your pitch, tap to reveal your MUST HAVE. It should make your pitch make sense — or make it gloriously worse.
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STEP 6
The Judge Decides
The Judge awards a Billion-Dollar Bill to the best pitch. Winner draws a replacement card. First to 3 wins.
BONUS
Walrus Surprise
Some rounds have a twist. ALL — everyone follows it. ONE — the Judge secretly assigns it to one player only.
WHO'S PLAYING?
3–8 players. Enter names below.
4/8 players
ROUND 1
DRAW PHASE
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PLAYER
WINS THE COUNCIL!
3 Billion-Dollar Bills
Pass the phone around. Everyone pitches. Judge picks the winner.